2020 quotes
“So far, 2020 is like looking both ways before you cross the street then getting hit by an airplane.”
“Day 7 of social distancing: Struck up a conversation with a spider today. Seems nice. He’s a web designer.”
“If you had asked me what the hardest part of battling a global pandemic would be, I would have never guessed ‘teaching elementary school math.'”
“Coronavirus has turned us all into dogs: We roam the house looking for food, we’re told ‘no’ if we get too close to strangers, and we get really excited about car rides and walks.”