Popular Bible Verses from Matthew 19

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Jesus look strait at dem, an tell, “No mo nobody dat can do um, but ony God, he da One dat can do um.”

So dey not two peopo no moa, dey one body. Wat God put togedda, da peopo betta not broke um up.”

He tell, “You guys neva read inside da Bible bout wen God wen make da world? He make one guy, den he make one wahine. An God tell, ‘Cuz I wen do dat, da guy no goin stay wit his muddah an faddah no moa, he goin stay wit his wife, an da guy an da wahine goin be jalike one body.’

Den Jesus tell, “Let da kids come! No stop dem! Cuz da peopo dat get God in da sky fo dea King, inside dey jus like dese kids.”

Goin get plenny guys dat make um fo dem come firs, but bumbye dey goin come las. An get plenny guys dat make um fo dem come las, but bumbye dey goin come firs.”

Whoeva give up his houses, his braddahs, his sistahs, his faddah an muddah, his kids, his land, cuz he know who me, bumbye dey goin get hundred times mo plenny, plus, dey goin live to da max foeva.

Jesus tell um, “If you like come perfeck kine, go sell all da stuffs you get, an give da money to da peopo dat no mo notting. Den come wit me fo be my guy. An garans you goin get da real kine rich stuff in da sky.”

Jesus tell, “How come you aks me bout da ‘good ting’? Ony get one Guy dat stay good fo real kine, dass God! If you like live to da max foeva, you know da Rules From God? Go do um, den.”

I tell you guys one mo time, mo easy fo one camel go thru da puka inside one needle, den fo one rich guy fo get God in da sky fo his King.”

An I tell you guys dis too: If one wahine neva fool aroun, an her husban still yet throw her out, an den he marry anodda wahine, da firs one still yet stay his wife. Da guy ony fool aroun da secon wahine.”

Jesus tell his guys, “You see dat? I tell you guys dis too, az why hard fo one rich guy get God in da sky fo come his King.