ข้อพระคัมภีร์ยอดนิยมจาก Census 22

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Den Da One In Charge open da donkey mout fo her talk, an her tell Balaam, “Wat I do to you, fo make you wack me three time awready?!”

Den Da One In Charge open Balaam eye, an he see da angel guy from Da One In Charge standing on top da road, wit his sword ready fo use inside his hand. An Balaam go down all da way, an put his face on top da groun.

Da angel from Da One In Charge aks him, “How come you wack yoa donkey three time? I wen come hea fo go agains you, cuz I see da way you ack, all buckaloose.

Da donkey tell Balaam, “Me yoa donkey. You wen ride me erytime till today. You tink I stay make lidis erytime, o wat?!” Balaam tell, “No.”

Balaam tell da donkey, “You wen make any kine to me, peopo tink I stupid! If I wen get one sword, I kill you right now!”

Dis time, wen da donkey see da angel from Da One In Charge, she lay down undaneat Balaam. Balaam come huhu, an wack da donkey wit his stick.